The Nativity Mithso style…
29 December, 2008
Filed under Adventures, By Mummy, Looking back
Tags: baby, christmas, funny, kings, nativity, shepherd, silly, snow white, yum
About two thousand minutes ago an angel appeared to tell the, ahem, virgin Mummy that she was having a special baby…
Except the, ahem, virgin Mummy was asleep and couldn’t be roused, even when ‘hot chocolate’ was whispered in her ear…
So the angel went back home in a bit of a mood.
The shepherd was trying to find a star to follow, and tried so hard he spent forty minutes in the desert of Frontoom surviving off only odd, mouldy leftovers behind the hills of Sofa. After many odd leftovers were imbibed a holy pink unicorn appeared before him.
The holy pink unicorn led the shepherd to the three kings… they’d got bored trying to follow a star, which turned out to be a helicopter and were having a feast…
So, the shepherd got the munchies, the baby woke its Mummy up and the angel stayed in heaven where nobody was rude. The end.
What a performance!
11 December, 2008
Filed under Adventures, Videos
Tags: candles, christmas, elf, family, humour, nativity, performance, silly funny
(Theo is blue, Sophia pink, Mummy grey/black)
What happened I didn’t clap AT ALL.
What else happened today?
And my hat fell off, and it had little hooks on and so did my trousers, on each side. My hat fell off.
What did you sing?
We didn’t do step into Christmas AT ALL. We just left you crying.
Did you get a candle like the other ones had?
No, none.
But they had candles…
I’m not allowed candles.
They had paper under them.
No they didn’t
They did
No they didn’t
THEY DID
Wurgh uhuuruurgggh I’m going to get my teeddy.
Did you get to stand on the little stage and play your red saxophone?
Er, I wasn’t on the stange I had to sit down. We were doing step into Christmas? Oh I remember!
Sophia, did you like the Christmas play?
[She nods.]
What was your favourite bit?
The bit where they didn’t have candles. The one where they were saying sh sh bayabee.
What was your favourite bit Theo?
I liked the bit where we want back into class.
a-a-a-a-aA..mmm a voom-mm-mmmm
We were very glad they changed the slideshow on in the background after last year’s (there was a girl sitting cross legged with no knickers on that one!) here is a grainy wobbly video from right at the back of Theo and his red saxaphone… really sorry about the quality. We were stuck right at the back, a woman kept standing in front of me every time I took a picture and then she started talking loudly as soon as I started filming – argh.
—– You Tube Video Pending (got fed up of waiting for the flipping thing to download) —–
