How’s your elf?
9 December, 2008 
Mummy is grey/black, Theo is blue…
Step into Christmas. We are camels, one two free, we all follow de star, we will nibble and chew for a moment or two, or lie in the sand for a while, we are camels one two free.
What are you doing in your Christmas performance?
Standing still. Not moving at all, in our Christmas performance we are going back to class.
Aren’t you dancing and singing?
Step in together ner ner ner ner nerrrrr….
What are you?
A elf please. Elf Megatron. Elf Octimus Prime! Haha!
Are you excited?
Really excited! I am boing! Megabytes!!!
Theo’s going to have a microphone at the Christmas performance, God help us all - hopefully it’s a plastic one. His class are singing three or four songs, but not acting in the nativity (thank goodness!) last year he was the only one in his class to float towards the audience, moon faced and star-struck, repeating gleefully ‘look at me Mummy… Daddy… Sophiiiiaaaa’ until a lady led him off.
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Theo’s insult of the week – Hypocrite spat on it!!!
MiThSo is back! And in our abscence we’ve been robbing banks…
12 May, 2008 
Everything in black (or grey randomly!) is Mummy. Pink is Sophia, Blue is Theo and Purple is Mimi.
Last week my kidlets went with their Aunties to the nearest branch of Barclays, this is what happened…
Theo proceeded to fool the cashier with a plastic banana in his pocket and managed to escape with several hundred pounds to the inconspicous escape vehicle, where Sophia was ready to drive them away at high speed…
So they decided to spend some of their new-found wealth on visiting the safari park… this is what they have to say about it!
We went to the Afairy park and we saw nothing.
We saw Airphants and lions and tigers and bunglebees!
Liiiiiioooons and tigers and baby lions asleeeeeeep!
Well an ostrich pecked on the window like a goose and it plipped popped!
Well my favourite animal was…the… (stomping dramatically) GIRAFFE!
Me saw GRUFFALOS walking on the road! Hwurgh! (shudders)
honey those were buffalo…
No Mammy GRUFFALOS! Run away! AAAAAAAAAAAH!
AaaaAaaaaaaAaaaaah *grinny drool*
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