Mummy is grey/black, Theo is blue…

Step into Christmas. We are camels, one two free, we all follow de star, we will nibble and chew for a moment or two, or lie in the sand for a while, we are camels one two free.

What are you doing in your Christmas performance?

Standing still. Not moving at all, in our Christmas performance we are going back to class.

Aren’t you dancing and singing?

Step in together ner ner ner ner nerrrrr….

What are you?

A elf please. Elf Megatron. Elf Octimus Prime! Haha!

Are you excited?

Really excited! I am boing! Megabytes!!!

Theo’s going to have a microphone at the Christmas performance, God help us all - hopefully it’s a plastic one. His class are singing three or four songs, but not acting in the nativity (thank goodness!)  last year he was the only one in his class to float towards the audience, moon faced and star-struck, repeating gleefully ‘look at me Mummy… Daddy… Sophiiiiaaaa’ until a lady led him off.

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Theo’s insult of the week – Hypocrite spat on it!!!