I had a dream Mammy!
17 December, 2008
Filed under Looking back, Uncategorized
Tags: cafe, cooker, dream, ghost, giant, green, hands
Sophia has inherited a tendancy for mad dreams from me…
The cooker dream.
From the beginning.
We checked the back of it, and green water came out, from a white tank. And hands poked out of a top!
What did you do?
Went to sit on a sofa, with Mimsle.
Where was Theo?
He was cooking us tea on da plastic cooker.
Where was Daddy?
He was in a kitchen, away from the cooker, by a cupboards.
What did you do next?
Daddy couldn’t fix it! So I got him a sword, a green sword.
What happened after you gave him the sword?
My sword was still in Daddy’s hand, silly. He hon guarded the cooker!!
The Cafe Dream
Er a big giant, came, I popped a apple at him! And I popped a alligator and shark at him! Eating him all up! Then he ate all the food at the cafe up! A cafe lady came, and told him off, and he ran down a road into his house, and he was coming to get us! He got us! Umm… I stealed his key. And then the coloured hands came, and I stabbed him with a stick! He put a plaster on him. Hehe then he was better. A table cover fell down and a wall fell down. He went in his house, then a frog came to eat him, and then he was safe.
The Ghost Dream
Let me tell you bout the ghost dream a ghost is in my bedrom. And it scared all my teddies but it was my baby ghosty and it was snuggling up in my bed, and it went downstairs, I was carrying him, then he ate his dinner. It ate his samwigies. Then he got in his bed again. And then he went to sleep with a snuggly teddy. Hmm I followed him to his home with all a other ghosts. Then I kated him to his owner.
wurgh bya hurple lurple wurgh bur BUR BA BA BA. Aaah budyabababababudya. *Pout*
How’s your elf?
9 December, 2008 
Mummy is grey/black, Theo is blue…
Step into Christmas. We are camels, one two free, we all follow de star, we will nibble and chew for a moment or two, or lie in the sand for a while, we are camels one two free.
What are you doing in your Christmas performance?
Standing still. Not moving at all, in our Christmas performance we are going back to class.
Aren’t you dancing and singing?
Step in together ner ner ner ner nerrrrr….
What are you?
A elf please. Elf Megatron. Elf Octimus Prime! Haha!
Are you excited?
Really excited! I am boing! Megabytes!!!
Theo’s going to have a microphone at the Christmas performance, God help us all - hopefully it’s a plastic one. His class are singing three or four songs, but not acting in the nativity (thank goodness!) last year he was the only one in his class to float towards the audience, moon faced and star-struck, repeating gleefully ‘look at me Mummy… Daddy… Sophiiiiaaaa’ until a lady led him off.
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Theo’s insult of the week – Hypocrite spat on it!!!
