What a performance!
11 December, 2008
Filed under Adventures, Videos
Tags: candles, christmas, elf, family, humour, nativity, performance, silly funny
(Theo is blue, Sophia pink, Mummy grey/black)
What happened I didn’t clap AT ALL.
What else happened today?
And my hat fell off, and it had little hooks on and so did my trousers, on each side. My hat fell off.
What did you sing?
We didn’t do step into Christmas AT ALL. We just left you crying.
Did you get a candle like the other ones had?
No, none.
But they had candles…
I’m not allowed candles.
They had paper under them.
No they didn’t
They did
No they didn’t
THEY DID
Wurgh uhuuruurgggh I’m going to get my teeddy.
Did you get to stand on the little stage and play your red saxophone?
Er, I wasn’t on the stange I had to sit down. We were doing step into Christmas? Oh I remember!
Sophia, did you like the Christmas play?
[She nods.]
What was your favourite bit?
The bit where they didn’t have candles. The one where they were saying sh sh bayabee.
What was your favourite bit Theo?
I liked the bit where we want back into class.
a-a-a-a-aA..mmm a voom-mm-mmmm
We were very glad they changed the slideshow on in the background after last year’s (there was a girl sitting cross legged with no knickers on that one!) here is a grainy wobbly video from right at the back of Theo and his red saxaphone… really sorry about the quality. We were stuck right at the back, a woman kept standing in front of me every time I took a picture and then she started talking loudly as soon as I started filming – argh.
—– You Tube Video Pending (got fed up of waiting for the flipping thing to download) —–
How’s your elf?
9 December, 2008 
Mummy is grey/black, Theo is blue…
Step into Christmas. We are camels, one two free, we all follow de star, we will nibble and chew for a moment or two, or lie in the sand for a while, we are camels one two free.
What are you doing in your Christmas performance?
Standing still. Not moving at all, in our Christmas performance we are going back to class.
Aren’t you dancing and singing?
Step in together ner ner ner ner nerrrrr….
What are you?
A elf please. Elf Megatron. Elf Octimus Prime! Haha!
Are you excited?
Really excited! I am boing! Megabytes!!!
Theo’s going to have a microphone at the Christmas performance, God help us all - hopefully it’s a plastic one. His class are singing three or four songs, but not acting in the nativity (thank goodness!) last year he was the only one in his class to float towards the audience, moon faced and star-struck, repeating gleefully ‘look at me Mummy… Daddy… Sophiiiiaaaa’ until a lady led him off.
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Theo’s insult of the week – Hypocrite spat on it!!!
