The Nativity Mithso style…
29 December, 2008
Filed under Adventures, By Mummy, Looking back
Tags: baby, christmas, funny, kings, nativity, shepherd, silly, snow white, yum
About two thousand minutes ago an angel appeared to tell the, ahem, virgin Mummy that she was having a special baby…
Except the, ahem, virgin Mummy was asleep and couldn’t be roused, even when ‘hot chocolate’ was whispered in her ear…
So the angel went back home in a bit of a mood.
The shepherd was trying to find a star to follow, and tried so hard he spent forty minutes in the desert of Frontoom surviving off only odd, mouldy leftovers behind the hills of Sofa. After many odd leftovers were imbibed a holy pink unicorn appeared before him.
The holy pink unicorn led the shepherd to the three kings… they’d got bored trying to follow a star, which turned out to be a helicopter and were having a feast…
So, the shepherd got the munchies, the baby woke its Mummy up and the angel stayed in heaven where nobody was rude. The end.
Christmas Party..
16 December, 2008 
Theo and Sophia went to a Christmas party with their Aunty Pam yesterday… (we didn’t get to go too, so only before and after pics!)
What was it like?
Very good and I liked the part, atchoo, when errr when santa came and gave me that, and gave that and gave me that, that Jack and the beanstalk thingy.
when he gibbered me the poo bear game!
Jack…On ..The..Beanstalk.
what else happened?
Er,had two fruitshoots.
We dancied! I didn’t know to dance.
I did a little bit of spinning.
We did this, I was holding onto Sophia at the fruont and were going do do do do DO do.. and they ate us all up didn’t they?
Mhmm..
Do you know what I want to say? I liked gettting. TWO. Hehe ……………..packlunches
At the party?! No you didn’t!!
Hehehehe
The clown gave us snake sweeties, but they didn’t make a noise. We ate one!
No, that one was a green man, silly.
He dressed up in a blue dress! He put a blue one on and he was a blue robot!
I opened my sticker.
And those little jokes when you pull the crackers open, who pulls the sleigh and who scratches? Santa CLAWS!!!! In my one it said who cries and who hits? A baby cries and a Sophia hits….. the baby. One thing which I really loved, someone dropped big yellow bananas on me.
