Theo is blue and Mummy is black/grey.

When it rained really really heavy it made me go ‘where is the rain drier!?’ and Sophia said ‘where is the shelter’ and this is a loooooong long story, for mah blog. And then it went TCHHHHH! And then we found our house. It was only a short story.

What did Sophia do?

Peed Peed Peed, don’t put that on the blog! Don’t!

What was she wearing when we came to get you?

MY SOCKS, my wellington boots, spotty fat knickers!

Are your wellies the pink ones then?

Yes, cos they fit me, but don’t tell Sophia.

And then in the end there came a big thunderstorm, and Sophia started to cry at dinner time. And that is the END. And then the whole house blew up. But then came a big ginormous ogre who was very cross because the pirates had broken his house and then he came in and he brok all the computers and the house was on FIRE!

Uhoh don’t show her the wee bit.

And then the whole house broke to pieces.

And then I broke the ogre.

And then a big lion came and went ROAR.

And then I got a pet.