As always Mummy’s words are grey/black Theo’s words are blue, Sophia’s are pink, Mimi’s purple.

On the way home from school… I’d made Theo get out of the double pram for messing about…

Mummy…?

Yes Theo.

I’m going to get you a hot chocolate when we get home!

Aww that’s nice!

But it’s going to be hot, very very hot, and it will burn your mouth and then you will be on FIRE and the fire brigade will come out and put you out again, and then I’ll ding you into the road *ding*, and a car will run over your head and a policeman will come and laugh at you…

Theo!

AHAHAHAAAAAA!

….Hiya!

And then I’ll ding you awaaay, *ding* and you will be on top of a street-light, but then your belly-button will grow legs and gobble up your head, and then you will be dead FOREVER AND EVER. And I will walk to school by myself.

Do you know the way?

Er..no.

I do I DO!

Sophia will take me.

How will you cross the roads with no green men Theo?

I will steal an old lady to help me. Mummy I do not like you….AT ALL.

Oh well.

(Then he cuddled me for ten minutes)